The list...

1. oranges--with peel
2. dried sticks from maple tree
3. feces from unknown animal
4. asparagus
5. Irish Spring
6. bits of paper, staples included
7. tinfoil with dried barbeque sauce
8. one recently used, dirty gym sock

This is not my Walmart list or even a compliation of items found strewn around the house and yard. It's not even a collection of items at the bottom of my trash can.

It IS, however, a recently updated list of things Charlie has eaten.